What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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