- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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