- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

autistic kids rock

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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