- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did you step on my watermelon?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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