- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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