What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

I put my baby in a microwave.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Anti Joke

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