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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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