- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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