WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Black people stink of shite!

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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You are joking right?

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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