How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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