- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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