What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

binladin walks into the american seals

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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