What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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