Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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