Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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