- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What is the best joke ever? 1D

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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