So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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