An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Eric is gay Ha

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