- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

antonio has a penis head.lol

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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