- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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