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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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