- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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