- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Vote this down and get DOXED

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Weaner

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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