What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Turkeys are obese

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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