- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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