A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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