- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

A cat playing laser tag.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why didn't he finish his

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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