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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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