why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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