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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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star wars kid

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Anti Joke

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