How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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whats black? the colour

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Happy Monday!

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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