What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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