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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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