How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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