What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

like if your cool

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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