Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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