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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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