- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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