- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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