What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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womens rights

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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