Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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