- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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