- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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