- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Women deserve equal rights.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

why does the man appear fat he is

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Horse.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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