Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Knock Knock.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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