You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A penis walks into a bar..

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

David Cameron

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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