- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

women's rights

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Who is it?

all these jokes are horrible now

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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