- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Knock Knock Come in

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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