- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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