- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

You are joking right?

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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