If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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