Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why so serious ?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Anti Joke

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