- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

This is an anti-joke.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Happy Monday!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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