- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

dat shoe shine tho

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

a irish man walks past a bar

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Knock knock... Home invasion

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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