- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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