- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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