A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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My Nan, that is all.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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