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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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