Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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