your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Knock knock knock OCD

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Women's professional sports

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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