- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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