- Anti Joke

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

a black guy walks into a black bar

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you because you’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.. That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you because you’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the Earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the Earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth. The monks reply, “Congratulations, you are correct, and you are now considered a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door. The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, “May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone…The man requests the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so it went on until the man had gone through doors of emerald,…. ….silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the key to the last door.” The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight…. ….But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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