This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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black people swimming

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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