- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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