Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Badabing.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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