What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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outside your comfort zone

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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