How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

why does the man appear fat he is

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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