- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

How would you rule?

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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