My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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