- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

[Set up] [No punch line]

Yes

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

all these jokes are horrible now

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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