Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

i hate non minorities!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

1234567777777777777777778

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...