- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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