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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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