- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

So this guy was making a sandwich...

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Whose your daddy? Not me

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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