- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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