- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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