whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

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