whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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