What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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