How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Women's Rights

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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