Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

poo

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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