- Anti Joke

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.