What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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