- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

I'm so punny.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Golf.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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