What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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