- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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