- Anti Joke

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.