- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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