- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the fish fly It didn't

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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