Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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