- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

were at work systems r down

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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