- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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