What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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I read the terms of service.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why? Because.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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My jeans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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