why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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