- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?