- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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