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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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