- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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