- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Good job, son.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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