Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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